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Homework and late nights and vampires, oh my…

19 Sep

I have to read Dracula by Bram Stoker for my Irish Literature and Film class, and I decided to start reading it last night around two before I went to sleep. In retrospect, terrible decision. Apparently victims of vampires exhibit the same symptoms as college students trying to fight the fall cold without falling behind on work: trouble sleeping, loss of color, unusual appetite, distracted behavior. I immediately diagnosed myself with as a vampire victim before coming to my senses and realizing that I really, really just needed to sleep.